Attention residents of San Antonio street! Anyone find a toaster in their front yard today? I can explain 😂😫
I had two toasters. Though I’m a glutton for gluten I did not need the second. I was trying to gift it to a friend that had zero toasters.
That friend has amnesia or whatever issue Guy Pearce had in Memento and she gave me an address she lived at a decade ago. She realized it some time after giving me the address.
But not before my boyfriend and I rolled up to the address. I got out in my shades and mask, walked a few feet into the yard, left the toaster and got back into the car and drove away.
Friend went to check the yard but it was gone and now I feel like the owners saw me from one of their open windows,